St. Helen's Island - MUSKOKA

If Celine Dion had a cottage in Muskoka, this would be it.  Like her home in Laval that I posted earlier today, this place is over the top and not in a good way.

It looks like a big old Muskoka cottage from the water but with dark grey trim against green cottage (wtf?).  Inside is just as dark.  What is with all the leather furniture?  Clearly the owner is a hunter and it freaks me out.  It's giving me that 'The Most Dangerous Game' by Richard Connell vibe that I got from the Long Island post in Nova Scotia.

What is THIS!?!

A die with hands hanging down holding paint palettes!?!  I know it's about the card table but where do you even buy something like that!?!

The whole thing is too bad because this looks like it could be amazing.  It is an amazing island and the old cottage could be beautiful.  Too bad it will take so much work to bring it back.

Especially when the price is already $12,000,000.  You do get your own island for that price!

But what is that mini fence for!?!

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