This is a 7 bedroom, 8 bathroom house on a 65 x 145 foot lot at 2730 Birchmount Road in Scarborough.

And the first thing I thought of when I saw the above photos was...

Because these listing photos look like they came from a GoPro strapped to a dog's head...

While it was running around the house looking for...

I have no idea what is going on with this house itself because it barely looks like anyone lives here. 

 And I don't know what all these green tanks are for...

Or why this is the only house that fronts onto Birchmount...

But if you are looking for a house with a lot of parking, on a busy street, that has no other houses on that street, and is listed at $950,000...

Then this is the house for you.

Speaking of bacon...

Here are some dishes made with real bacon...

And if you want to know more about bacon...

There is a website called Bacon Today that gives 'Daily News on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon'.

Bacon Freak isn't a bad site either.

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bacon images via google images