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285 Grace Street - PALMERSTON

This is a 3 bedroom, 4 bathroom semi on a 17.66 x 114 foot lot with a garage at 285 Grace Street just south of Harbord in Palmerston.

Annnnnnnnd......

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Where do I start!?!

Well, it used to look like this in  September 2014 when it was listed at $799,000...

So, it's a huge improvement (except the front looked better before).

But this is how the listing describes this flip...

A True Encompassment Of Brilliance

Ummm...

Yeah, no.

This definitely isn't the worst flip I have ever seen, but why is the house number on the fence and not beside the light...

The dining room/living room is TINY...

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I actually quite like the kitchen, but I wouldn't say that the view to that deck and the stone work on the garage is 'the encommpassment of brilliance'...

The bathrooms are tiny.  

And what is this...

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The basement has been finished, but the ceiling height looks really low and that paint colour with that carpet is not good...

And the asking price?

It's $1,547,000!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay.

If this is a never ending tap of wine...

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Then maybe.

Otherwise, ummm...

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NOTE:  Thanks to a reader for pointing out the sink in the powder room...

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That looks like an ice cream cone.

All I see is shawarma...

(thanks P and D for sending this in!)

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