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2410 Cornwall Avenue PH1 - VANCOUVER

This condo is only 1,050 square feet but it is in a great (perhaps a little busy) location in Kitsilano.  The price is $829,000.

And that picture above is the main photo for this listing!

If the picture below is showing the real views from this 3 bedroom or 2+1 bedroom, 1 bathroom condo in Kitsilano....

 Then why the hell is there a photo of a rose in this listing!?!?!

It looks like the agent, Holly Wood (real name), is marketing to someone who does quizzes like these in their spare time...

watches the Bachelorette...

drinks Blue Talum...

and Skinny Girl Marguerita...

loves Pretty Woman and Britney...

and listens to this song when they are feeling down...

If it weren't for the mirrors and the creepy 'bedroom slash den slash solarium' room, this place could be okay!

And the location is great!  That rose got me a little sidetracked but it didn't make me not notice that this pillow says 'Hollywood'!

Is this the agent's own house!?!

I think so!

PRICE DROP - 84 Shaftesbury Avenue - SUMMERHILL

PRICE DROP - 84 Shaftesbury Avenue - SUMMERHILL

657 Soudan Avenue - DAVISVILLE VILLAGE

657 Soudan Avenue - DAVISVILLE VILLAGE