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2410 Cornwall Avenue PH1 - VANCOUVER

This condo is only 1,050 square feet but it is in a great (perhaps a little busy) location in Kitsilano.  The price is $829,000.

And that picture above is the main photo for this listing!

If the picture below is showing the real views from this 3 bedroom or 2+1 bedroom, 1 bathroom condo in Kitsilano....

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 Then why the hell is there a photo of a rose in this listing!?!?!

It looks like the agent, Holly Wood (real name), is marketing to someone who does quizzes like these in their spare time...

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watches the Bachelorette...

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drinks Blue Talum...

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and Skinny Girl Marguerita...

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loves Pretty Woman and Britney...

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and listens to this song when they are feeling down...

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If it weren't for the mirrors and the creepy 'bedroom slash den slash solarium' room, this place could be okay!

And the location is great!  That rose got me a little sidetracked but it didn't make me not notice that this pillow says 'Hollywood'!

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Is this the agent's own house!?!

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I think so!

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